I Hunt Because Bail’s Expensive Tee – Iron Pines Original
Regular price
$26.00
Rage. Roam. Repeat.
For those who know damn well a tree stand is cheaper than a lawyer. This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a statement. A punchline. A warning. Built for the wild ones who'd rather lose cell service than their patience. Whether you're tracking elk or dodging bad choices, this tee lets 'em know where you stand — dead center and unapologetic.
Details that hit harder than your ex’s lawyer fees:
100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton – soft enough for your grandma’s hug, tough enough for brush, blood, and bail hearings
Side seams & shoulder tape – holds its shape like a grudge
Ribbed collar – stiff enough to keep that neck crisp
Bold, durable screen print – so that antlered skull keeps glaring no matter how rough the wash
Unisex fit – for hunters, roamers, and everyone who’s had “a talk” with the game warden
Care Instructions (AKA Don’t Be a Dumbass):
Cold wash
Tumble dry low
Medium heat iron (if you're into that)
No bleach or dry cleaning unless you're trying to ruin a good thing